So why have I not sorted my family? The question stumped me a week ago. I suppose I was too busy sorting others through out history (e.g. Roberto Clemente). I was also too engrossed in my own sorting and babblings. As I turned my thinking hat on for this post, I quickly realized why I had not sorted my family. They are as complex in their nature, their aptitude, and their personality as I am. So without further ado, I present the sorting of my parents, two brothers, and my sister.
Pop
My dad is a muggle because he refuses to be a wizard. If I recall correctly, in September last year, I was traveling with my dad to Flagstaff, AZ. We were discussing the mysteries of life when I made a Harry Potter reference. My dad humored me for a minute by asking two questions.
Dad: "Are wizards human beings?"
Me: "Yes! Wizards are humans. Humans can possess magic. However, other magical folk like goblins, who guard gringotts, and elves, who are subservient to witches and wizards, can perform magic just as powerfully if not more. I imagine Hermione is working pro bono to improve their conditio--"
Dad: "Are there non-magical humans?"
Me: "YES! They are called muggles--"
Dad: "THEN I AM A MUGGLE! End of conversation."
I cannot refuse the strong choice made by my dad. I once told him he acts like Vernon Dursley, the muggle caretaker of Harry Potter before Hagrid retrieved him. My dad was okay with it because he approved of inhibiting magic. It's hard to argue with a man who knows his own mind.
Mum
Funnily enough, my dad is married to someone full of magic, who belongs in my favorite house... Hufflepuff! My mom embodies the traits that define Helga's house. She is hardworking, loyal, and patient. These traits are steady and are at the root of all other traits. Those who possess these traits have a quiet power that, in my humble opinion, trumps the other houses. I think she is the only one who can put up with a muggle as strong-minded as my pops.
Mar mar
My older brother is tricky to sort. I am torn between Gryffindor and Slytherin. I am leaning more toward Gryffindor at the moment, but I would have to take his decision into account. He has tremendous talent and abilities that showcase his resourcefulness. He also has proven himself with nerve, bravery, and chivalry as a military man. Through out his life, he has shown his loyalty to those he loved. Silly me, the answer is clear: he is Gryffindor!
Mille
My sister is Ravenclaw. Easy peezy. She is intelligent, witty, and charming. She may not think she fits into this house, but she exudes these characteristics effortlessly. She spouts wisdom to two-year olds and twenty-something year olds alike, such as "Even the most curious monkey sometimes just wants to color." I tend to not show this house much love because I think they are pompous and rely too much on their own intelligence. Mille has been known to tell me in her matter-of-fact tone recently, "Xazmin, you do not have dreams like the rest of us." Or in a text message, "I am like Dad and Ammon, I'm a snob." Despite this tiny flaw, Ravenclaw's get along best with Slytherin's. I value her ability to keep up with me, make me laugh, and educate me in the higher ways of monkeys, dinosaurs, and trains.
M&Ms
My younger brother is another tricky one. He could be a Gryffinpuff or Huffledor. Ha. He exudes a tranquil, steady pace to life. He laughs often and is a rock to lean on. On the other hand, he has proven he is capable of courageous acts. I think the simple acts he does daily strengthens the courage of his heart. He is Gryffindor.
Me
I am the black sheep of the family. I am Slytherin, but a well-loved one. Granted... I have been told by three out of five members of my family that if we were not family, they probably wouldn't be my friend. Ha ha ha ha. What snobs.
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So now you understand the reason for the title. Unlike Arthur and Molly Weasley's family, my family would not have a united banner to fly on top of our cottage during quidditch season. Our dad would probably not permit a Hogwarts banner because he does not like witchcraft and wizardry. Ha ha. Despite the different houses, my siblings and I get along famously.
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